How I Ended Up Married To Batman

K: can't wait to tell the world :)

H: wait...what????

G: Then tell us. Lol

K: ok. I'm secretly a cat. surprise! ahah

H: I knew it! I had my suspensions all along!

G: We already thought that lol

K: well darn :p well did you know I'm a super ninja cat dedicated to fighting cat crime across the country?! no, bet you didn't...

H: yes we did. sorry Katy

K: ok...I'll go cry in my corner now...lol

G: Your prolly the hand prints that appeared on my windshield one night while running around fighting cats lol

K: yep. you caught me haha

G: Haha, and what cat super hero/ninja has a crying corner? Lol

H: Batman does. i met him when i went undercover has Catwoman.

K: this one. it just gets to be too much sometimes! lol

G: If Haley is cat woman, what's your hero name Katy? Lol

H: i was only undercover as Catwoman. I'm really Superwoman.

H: I have the batmobile btw if anyone wants to go for a joy ride

K: super katy kat

G: Lmao, and that's why you have a crying corner. :p jk.

K: hahahah maybe so maybe so...

G: And who wouldn't want to ride in the bat mobile. Batman might be kinda pissed though sense you took away his main mode of transportation lol

K: he has the bat cycle which i think is pretty shweet also

H: true.

H: Katy i'll be in your area in .56 seconds

G: It's part of the bat mobile though. So Haley is just screwing batman over, but that is usually what cat woman does though

H: i really shouldn't be "texting" and driving the bat mobile. i might cra

K: poor, sexy batman. guess hell just have to stay at my house ;) ahahah

G: How did batman get to your house?!

G: And tell him to work on that voice lol

K: he's batman he can do anything. that's how! haha don't kill my dream! lmao

H: crap! he spotted me. i'm on the run. Katy, i'll be there soon

G: I'm pretty sure cats and bats don't get along very well. And Haley sounds like she might run him over while she's texting lol

K: noooo D: not sexy batman! Haley don't run him over!

H: i almost did hit him. now he's on the roof. i have to swerve hold on

G: Haha. Haley, that wasn't a speed bump you just rolled over!

K: nooooo D: I'll be in my crying corner

H: I got away. but he just called the car and i told him that i can be his personal driver and then he said he'll think about it

G: Haha, I guess you'll just have to settle for robin the boy wonder lol

K: well since robin is Joseph Gordon Levitt I think I'll be ok :)

G: No worries, he's rich too

H: I stopped the car and he got in and told me i can be his driver if i give up being Catwoman. what do i do?

G: So you're just going to start stalk piling men in your house? Lol

G: You ask him for a ring, duh lol

H: ok done!

K: is that a problem?! lmao

G: After a few guys it might start being looked at the wrong way lol

G: And Haley just stole batman from you Katy lol

K: hmmm good point. going to have to find more houses and maybe pay off some officials lol

K: and noooo :( Haley how could you?!

G: Haha, and where is all your money coming from? Lol

K: going to have to rob banks for this one....lol or just marry robin divorce and take half his money

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G: Robin only gets rich is batman is dead, remember he is just a child delinquent saved by batman

G: ‎*if

H: sorry. It was the only way.

K: ugh why do you always have to kill my dreams somehow?! lol

H: I asked him if he had any super rich, single, superhero friends

G: And just solving cat crime prolly doesn't pay to much, maybe you can't trade some meow mix for money lol

G: ‎*can

K: I can appear on commercials to endorse cat products. boom! solution

G: Because maybe I work for the dark side :p lol

H: are you Darth Vader?

K: are you my father?!

G: Yes that awkward moment when a girl in a unitard dressed like a cat starts eating cat food. Lol

G: Not that I know of. If I am I owe a lot in child support lol

K: that could fund my man fund hahah

H: but are you Darth Vader?

G: If I'm your father I'm not letting you spend it on a man fund lol, and I can't give up my secret identity lol

H: dang! haha we gave up ours

G: And now I can defeat you haha!

K: you can't tell me what to do! you weren't there! you abandoned me! ahah

G: You can clearly tell from my picture I am the abominable snowman!

H: Cool! (no pun intended) I met Big Foot once

G: I still wouldn't whore out my daughter, already low on the father of the year list, I think that would hit rock bottom lol

G: That's my cousin lol, he's even taller than me!

H: I tried to hook up with me. so not my type. i like Bats and Cats

H:‎*he. sorry driving the batmobile still over here

G: So you like smaller? Eh lmao

G:‎* smaller eh?

K: I like tall guys ;) ahahah

G: The bat mobile is fast, how have you still not gotten to where you are going? Lol

H: idk where I'm going. the gps is broken right now and Batman keeps yelling at me

K: hahah marriedlife

G: You best not be talking about incest haha.

H: Katy, are you saying: Big Foot > Robin

H: wait! when did i get married?

K: if robin is tall then no lol

G:You married batman like 20minutes ago

G: And robin is super short

H: i thought i just got engaged not married

K: nooooo :(

K: stop crushing my dreams, dad! you're ruining my life!!!

G: Close enough, and sorry Katy, you knew the truth was coming

H: that's what father's do ruin your life

H: guess where we just ended up?

G: Lmao

K: Mexico?

H: ‎Katy! quick go outside! we're going to pick you and Robin up before heading to the next place

H: no back in tally

K: yay! I'll head downstairs! ahah

G: That gps would really have sucked if she ended up in Mexico lol

H: the gps is broken! it tells me i'm going in circles and that i'm flying

G: Well which bat mobile are you in, cause it could be right, you could just really suck at driving lol

K: can fly up to my window so I don't have to walk downstairs? lol jk

G: Katy = laziest super hero/ninja ever

H: yup! look outside. Batty (my nickname for him) told me it does fly and i've been hovering the whole time

G: And there's your problem lol, just don't hit Katy as she jumps from her window, who know how many lives she has left lol

H: she made it in safely. we're now on our way to pick up Robin

K: ‎2 lol I'll take the stairs..lol

H: but you're already in the. crap! your clone is in the car

G: I think Katy wants Bigfoot over robin lol

H: yup. but i need her at the next place we're going as well as Robin lol

K: so difficult. Bigfoot is tall but robin is Joseph Gordon Levitt ergggg decisions decisions. I choose James Franco instead ;)

G: Haha, but he goes everywhere in a speedo

H: ‎Katy i don't see you...

K: that's just fine ;) ahahah

G: Haha plus is he even 18?

H: yeah he is

H: so Robin is busy so we invited James Franco instead

K: James Franco is like 30 something I think

H: Katy! there's James! oops i flew over him. hold on while i turn around

G: Haha, so you like those older guys? Lol

H: well, we are almost to our destination and Batty says, "are you sure we should do this?" meanwhile: James and Katy are swapping spit in the back seat

K: maybeeeee lol

G: Dang Katy, doesn't take you long lol

H: we're in Vegas!!!! at the Elvis Chapel!

G: Good thing robins always covered in latex! Haha

H: well this went from PG to X rated really fast

G: This also went wrong a lot of other places lol

K: I'm with James now!

H: Just said my I Do's! I'm married to Batman bitchezzzzzzz

G: Close enough lol

H: i wonder if i could change my facebook status now...

G: Hopefully you don't want kids, he has the same problem as robin lol

H: But when he's not Batman he's not

G: Maybe he's a never nude like Tobias in arrested development lol

H: he doesn't shower with clothes on. i know this personally

K: funny show

G: Didn't take you long either lol, you ladies need to slow down and enjoy the ride a little first lol

G: And yes one of the best shows ever

Haley Scherr how would you know?

G: How would I know what?

H: oh nevermind i thought you wrote best SHOWER ever

H: i'm flying to Europe right now for our Honeymoon

G: Haha, no, I'm not a creeper.

H: I didn't think you were

G: So does the bat mobile have a shower? And did poor Katy have to watch cause it seems like you have been in there all night lol

K: ahahah dyingggg

H: yes and a bedroom. but the bedroom is occupied by James and Katy

G: Yea, this has been one very long conversation. And my phone is dead because of it lol

H: yeah it has but it made my night

G: Tell Katy to get out of there, she has only known the guy like ten minutes lol

K: hahah my phone was fully charged at the beginning of all this. now it's at like 45% darn it you guys hahah

H: we just landed at Katy and James' Hotel. and now Batty and i are on our way to our apparently Summer house

H: my phone is plugged in and i'm on my computer

G: Haha, this has only killed 20% on my iPad, but my phone is taking a huge hit from all the texting

H: haha well there's over 100 posts

G: So much for not going for it all on the first date, if you can even call a car ride to a hotel a date lol

H: it's ok. I hit my guy before marrying him

G: That could be takin different ways lol

H: i ran him over before marrying him

H: with his car...

G: If that were a true story you would a horrible person lmao

G: ‎^be

H: omg! i would be crying and saying sorry over and over if that ever happened

G: Hopefully you don't have bad karma, cause the next guy you hit could be him lol

H: but then i'd marry him so it could be a good thing?

Haley Scherr and i've never hit anyone before.

G: Depends on how badly you hurt him lol

H: i would barely hit him so he wouldn't get anything but a few scratches

G: Yea good luck planning that one out, see a guy on the sidewalk, and drive up on the side walk so you can hit him softly

H: ok deal!

H: you know last semester a guy was walking down the isle to park and i almost hit him but he moved in time

H: *aisle

G: Must have been flash, he's a hard one to hit lol

H: i thought it was him but he went by too fast to tell

K: promise me I win be in the car when you attempt this...

H: win?

K: won't*

H: would you be in the car behind me?

H: Batty wants to go to sleep. so i guess this is where i get off

G: Katy will be in the hotel gettin down with the justice league lol

H: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!