Sunday, August 19, 2012

Israel!


My trip to Israel was life changing. Seeing the western wall, twice, made me feel spiritual and even more Jewish than I already am. Being in historical places like Haifa or Masada made me realize what had happened in the past and the struggles Jews had to make. Waking up early and climbing up Masada to see the sunrise was one of my favorite moments (even if I felt faint on the way up and fell down 3 steps on the way down) because I got to see the sunrise from a historical site. When I went to the Holocaust museum, I was holding back tears when looking at pictures and reading stories. The museum told me even more stories about the Holocaust than I already knew. Riding the camel was also a pretty neat experience too; I’m so glad it didn’t spit on me! Another cool thing I did was I floated in the Dead Sea and took a Dead Sea Mud bath. One night we slept in a Bedouin tent. The tent was so hot I slept outside under the stars with a few other people. I even tried some great food like real falafel and Shwarma. I also did some mitzvahs while there. I worked on a farm and picked onions, and I helped trim some trees for JNF. I also got to help out at an excavation in a cave where I learned that a group of Jews hid in there from the Romans. At the end of the trip, I left Israel with 47 new members of my Mishpucha, which means family. I can’t wait to go back to Israel again someday!

How I Ended Up Married To Batman


K: can't wait to tell the world :)
H: wait...what????
G: Then tell us. Lol
K: ok. I'm secretly a cat. surprise! ahah
H: I knew it! I had my suspensions all along!
G: We already thought that lol
K: well darn :p well did you know I'm a super ninja cat dedicated to fighting cat crime across the country?! no, bet you didn't...
H: yes we did. sorry Katy
K: ok...I'll go cry in my corner now...lol
G: Your prolly the hand prints that appeared on my windshield one night while running around fighting cats lol
K: yep. you caught me haha
G: Haha, and what cat super hero/ninja has a crying corner? Lol
H: Batman does. i met him when i went undercover has Catwoman.
K: this one. it just gets to be too much sometimes! lol
G: If Haley is cat woman, what's your hero name Katy? Lol
H: i was only undercover as Catwoman. I'm really Superwoman.
H: I have the batmobile btw if anyone wants to go for a joy ride
K: super katy kat
G: Lmao, and that's why you have a crying corner. :p jk.
K: hahahah maybe so maybe so...
G: And who wouldn't want to ride in the bat mobile. Batman might be kinda pissed though sense you took away his main mode of transportation lol
K: he has the bat cycle which i think is pretty shweet also
H: true.
H: Katy i'll be in your area in .56 seconds
G: It's part of the bat mobile though. So Haley is just screwing batman over, but that is usually what cat woman does though
H: i really shouldn't be "texting" and driving the bat mobile. i might cra
K: poor, sexy batman. guess hell just have to stay at my house ;) ahahah
G: How did batman get to your house?!
G: And tell him to work on that voice lol
K: he's batman he can do anything. that's how! haha don't kill my dream! lmao
H: crap! he spotted me. i'm on the run. Katy, i'll be there soon
G: I'm pretty sure cats and bats don't get along very well. And Haley sounds like she might run him over while she's texting lol
K: noooo D: not sexy batman! Haley don't run him over!
H: i almost did hit him. now he's on the roof. i have to swerve hold on
G: Haha. Haley, that wasn't a speed bump you just rolled over!
K: nooooo D: I'll be in my crying corner
H: I got away. but he just called the car and i told him that i can be his personal driver and then he said he'll think about it
G: Haha, I guess you'll just have to settle for robin the boy wonder lol
K: well since robin is Joseph Gordon Levitt I think I'll be ok :)
G: No worries, he's rich too
H: I stopped the car and he got in and told me i can be his driver if i give up being Catwoman. what do i do?
G: So you're just going to start stalk piling men in your house? Lol
G: You ask him for a ring, duh lol
H: ok done!
K: is that a problem?! lmao
G: After a few guys it might start being looked at the wrong way lol
G: And Haley just stole batman from you Katy lol
K: hmmm good point. going to have to find more houses and maybe pay off some officials lol
K: and noooo :( Haley how could you?!
G: Haha, and where is all your money coming from? Lol
K: going to have to rob banks for this one....lol or just marry robin divorce and take half his money
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G: Robin only gets rich is batman is dead, remember he is just a child delinquent saved by batman
G: ‎*if
H: sorry. It was the only way.
K: ugh why do you always have to kill my dreams somehow?! lol
H: I asked him if he had any super rich, single, superhero friends
G: And just solving cat crime prolly doesn't pay to much, maybe you can't trade some meow mix for money lol
G: ‎*can
K: I can appear on commercials to endorse cat products. boom! solution
G: Because maybe I work for the dark side :p lol
H: are you Darth Vader?
K: are you my father?!
G: Yes that awkward moment when a girl in a unitard dressed like a cat starts eating cat food. Lol
G: Not that I know of. If I am I owe a lot in child support lol
K: that could fund my man fund hahah
H: but are you Darth Vader?
G: If I'm your father I'm not letting you spend it on a man fund lol, and I can't give up my secret identity lol
H: dang! haha we gave up ours
G: And now I can defeat you haha!
K: you can't tell me what to do! you weren't there! you abandoned me! ahah
G: You can clearly tell from my picture I am the abominable snowman!
H: Cool! (no pun intended) I met Big Foot once
G: I still wouldn't whore out my daughter, already low on the father of the year list, I think that would hit rock bottom lol
G: That's my cousin lol, he's even taller than me!
H: I tried to hook up with me. so not my type. i like Bats and Cats
H:‎*he. sorry driving the batmobile still over here
G: So you like smaller? Eh lmao
G:‎* smaller eh?
K: I like tall guys ;) ahahah
G: The bat mobile is fast, how have you still not gotten to where you are going? Lol
H: idk where I'm going. the gps is broken right now and Batman keeps yelling at me
K: hahah marriedlife
G: You best not be talking about incest haha.
H: Katy, are you saying: Big Foot > Robin
H: wait! when did i get married?
K: if robin is tall then no lol
G:You married batman like 20minutes ago
G: And robin is super short
H: i thought i just got engaged not married
K: nooooo :(
K: stop crushing my dreams, dad! you're ruining my life!!!
G: Close enough, and sorry Katy, you knew the truth was coming
H: that's what father's do ruin your life
H: guess where we just ended up?
G: Lmao
K: Mexico?
H: ‎Katy! quick go outside! we're going to pick you and Robin up before heading to the next place
H: no back in tally
K: yay! I'll head downstairs! ahah
G: That gps would really have sucked if she ended up in Mexico lol
H: the gps is broken! it tells me i'm going in circles and that i'm flying
G: Well which bat mobile are you in, cause it could be right, you could just really suck at driving lol
K: can fly up to my window so I don't have to walk downstairs? lol jk
G: Katy = laziest super hero/ninja ever
H: yup! look outside. Batty (my nickname for him) told me it does fly and i've been hovering the whole time
G: And there's your problem lol, just don't hit Katy as she jumps from her window, who know how many lives she has left lol
H: she made it in safely. we're now on our way to pick up Robin
K: ‎2 lol I'll take the stairs..lol
H: but you're already in the. crap! your clone is in the car
G: I think Katy wants Bigfoot over robin lol
H: yup. but i need her at the next place we're going as well as Robin lol
K: so difficult. Bigfoot is tall but robin is Joseph Gordon Levitt ergggg decisions decisions. I choose James Franco instead ;)
G: Haha, but he goes everywhere in a speedo
H: ‎Katy i don't see you...
K: that's just fine ;) ahahah
G: Haha plus is he even 18?
H: yeah he is
H: so Robin is busy so we invited James Franco instead
K: James Franco is like 30 something I think
H: Katy! there's James! oops i flew over him. hold on while i turn around
G: Haha, so you like those older guys? Lol
H: well, we are almost to our destination and Batty says, "are you sure we should do this?" meanwhile: James and Katy are swapping spit in the back seat
K: maybeeeee lol
G: Dang Katy, doesn't take you long lol
H: we're in Vegas!!!! at the Elvis Chapel!
G: Good thing robins always covered in latex! Haha
H: well this went from PG to X rated really fast
G: This also went wrong a lot of other places lol
K: I'm with James now!
H: Just said my I Do's! I'm married to Batman bitchezzzzzzz
G: Close enough lol
H: i wonder if i could change my facebook status now...
G: Hopefully you don't want kids, he has the same problem as robin lol
H: But when he's not Batman he's not
G: Maybe he's a never nude like Tobias in arrested development lol
H: he doesn't shower with clothes on. i know this personally
K: funny show
G: Didn't take you long either lol, you ladies need to slow down and enjoy the ride a little first lol
G: And yes one of the best shows ever
Haley Scherr how would you know?
G: How would I know what?
H: oh nevermind i thought you wrote best SHOWER ever
H: i'm flying to Europe right now for our Honeymoon
G: Haha, no, I'm not a creeper.
H: I didn't think you were
G: So does the bat mobile have a shower? And did poor Katy have to watch cause it seems like you have been in there all night lol
K: ahahah dyingggg
H: yes and a bedroom. but the bedroom is occupied by James and Katy
G: Yea, this has been one very long conversation. And my phone is dead because of it lol
H: yeah it has but it made my night
G: Tell Katy to get out of there, she has only known the guy like ten minutes lol
K: hahah my phone was fully charged at the beginning of all this. now it's at like 45% darn it you guys hahah
H: we just landed at Katy and James' Hotel. and now Batty and i are on our way to our apparently Summer house
H: my phone is plugged in and i'm on my computer
G: Haha, this has only killed 20% on my iPad, but my phone is taking a huge hit from all the texting
H: haha well there's over 100 posts
G: So much for not going for it all on the first date, if you can even call a car ride to a hotel a date lol
H: it's ok. I hit my guy before marrying him
G: That could be takin different ways lol
H: i ran him over before marrying him
H: with his car...
G: If that were a true story you would a horrible person lmao
G: ‎^be
H: omg! i would be crying and saying sorry over and over if that ever happened
G: Hopefully you don't have bad karma, cause the next guy you hit could be him lol
H: but then i'd marry him so it could be a good thing?
Haley Scherr and i've never hit anyone before.
G: Depends on how badly you hurt him lol
H: i would barely hit him so he wouldn't get anything but a few scratches
G: Yea good luck planning that one out, see a guy on the sidewalk, and drive up on the side walk so you can hit him softly
H: ok deal!
H: you know last semester a guy was walking down the isle to park and i almost hit him but he moved in time
H: *aisle
G: Must have been flash, he's a hard one to hit lol
H: i thought it was him but he went by too fast to tell
K: promise me I win be in the car when you attempt this...
H: win?
K: won't*
H: would you be in the car behind me?
H: Batty wants to go to sleep. so i guess this is where i get off
G: Katy will be in the hotel gettin down with the justice league lol
H: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!