Tuesday, February 28, 2012

When Life Gives You Lemons...

Throughout the past 19 years and 10 months I have learned some valuable lessons. I thought i would share the top 10 with you.
10. Never under any circumstances should you walk and talk to your mother when there are metal poles around, you may end up with a nasty bruise, a bloody nose,  or a black eye.
9. When on vacation with your family, if you fall out of bed, don't move to the other side of the bed, because you might end up right back on the floor.
8. WATCH out for door ways, furniture and door knobs!
7. Remember the Golden Rule: Do unto others as you would like other to do unto you.
6. Don't lie, cheat or steal. you can end up in trouble.
5. Keep your hands, feet and head to your self.
4. When walking on the beach, look both ways before crossing. You never know when you will get hit by a car. (this didn't happen to me but it almost was. I am grateful that my friend was there and stopped me before i took one more step)
3. Be careful when telling someone to shhhh it; it can sound a lot like the word shit.
2. Control your anger and whatever you do, DO NOT throw anything!
1. When Life Gives You Lemons you have two choices: 1 choice is you either make the most of what you are given and make it into something useful OR 2 sit there with an attitude because all you got was some stinkin lemons!
I hope some of these tips/lessons are useful.